Sunday, August 30, 2009

Very Good Job Change Story

A tad long, but too good.

Some, rather most organizations reject his CV today because he has
changed jobs frequently (10 in 14 years).. The 'job hopper' (referred
here as Mr. JH), does not mind it…. well he does not need to mind it at
all. Having worked full-time with 10 employer companies in just 14
years gives Mr. JH the relaxing edge that most of the 'company loyal'
employees are struggling for today. Today, Mr. JH too is laid off like
some other 14-15 year experienced guys – the difference being the
latter have just worked in 2-3 organizations in the same number of
years. Here are the excerpts of an interview with Mr. JH:

Q: Why have you changed 10 jobs in 14 years?
A: To get financially sound and stable before getting laid off the
second time.

Q: So you knew you would be laid off in the year 2009?
A: Well I was laid off first in the year 2002 due to the first global
economic slowdown. I had not got a full-time job before January 2003
when the economy started looking up; so I had struggled for almost a
year without job and with compromises.

Q: Which number of job was that?
A: That was my third job.

Q: So from Jan 2003 to Jan 2009, in 6 years, you have changed 8 jobs to
make the count as 10 jobs in 14 years?
A: I had no other option. In my first 8 years of professional life, I
had worked only for 2 organizations thinking that jobs are deserved
after lot of hard work and one should stay with an employer company to
justify the saying 'employer loyalty'. But I was an idiot.

Q: Why do you say so?
A: My salary in the first 8 years went up only marginally. I could not
save enough and also, I had thought that I had a 'permanent' job, so I
need not worry about 'what will I do if I lose my job'. I could never
imagine losing a job because of economic slowdown and not because of my
performance. That was January 2002.

Q: Can you brief on what happened between January 2003 and 2009.
A: Well, I had learnt my lessons of being 'company loyal' and not
'money earning and saving loyal'.... But then you can save enough only
when you earn enough. So I shifted my loyalty towards money making and
saving – I changed 8 jobs in 6 years assuring all my interviewers about
my stability.

Q: So you lied to your interviewers; you had already planned to change
the job for which you were being interviewed on a particular day?
A: Yes, you can change jobs only when the market is up and companies
are hiring. You tell me – can I get a job now because of the slowdown?
No. So one should change jobs for higher salaries only when the market
is up because that is the only time when companies hire and can afford
the expected salaries.

Q: What have you gained by doing such things?
A: That's the question I was waiting for. In Jan 2003, I had a fixed
salary (without variables) of say Rs. X p.a. In January 2009, my salary
was 8X. So assuming my salary was Rs.3 lakh p.a. in Jan 2003, my last
drawn salary in Jan 2009 was Rs.24 lakh p.a. (without variable). I
never bothered about variable as I had no intention to stay for 1 year
and go through the appraisal process to wait for the company to give me
a hike.

Q: So you decided on your own hike?
A: Yes, in 2003, I could see the slowdown coming again in future like
it had happened in 2001-02. Though I was not sure by when the next
slowdown would come, I was pretty sure I wanted a 'debt-free' life
before being laid off again. So I planned my hike targets on a yearly
basis without waiting for the year to complete.

Q: So are you debt-free now?
A: Yes, I earned so much by virtue of job changes for money and spent
so little that today I have a loan free 2 BR flat (1200 sq. feet) plus
a loan free big car without bothering about any EMIs. I am laid off too
but I do not complain at all. If I have laid off companies for money,
it is OK if a company lays me off because of lack of money.

Q: Who is complaining?
A: All those guys who are not getting a job to pay their EMIs off are
complaining. They had made fun of me saying I am a job hopper and do
not have any company loyalty. Now I ask them what they gained by their
company loyalty; they too are laid off like me and pass comments to me
– why will you bother about us, you are already debt-free. They were
still in the bracket of 12-14 lakh p.a. when they were laid off.

Q: What is your advice to professionals?
A: Like Narayan Murthy had said – love your job and not your company
because you never know when your company will stop loving you. In the
same lines, love yourself and your family needs more than the company's
needs. Companies can keep coming and going; family will always remain
the same. Make money for yourself first and simultaneously make money
for the company, not the other way around.

Q: What is your biggest pain point with companies? A: When a company does well, its CEO etc will address the entire company saying, 'well done guys, it is YOUR company, keep up the hard work, I am with you." But when the slowdown happens and the company does not do so well, the same CEO Etc will say, "It is MY company and to save the company, I have to take tough decisions including asking people to go." So think about your financial stability first; when you get laid off, your kids will complain to you and not your boss.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

bhoomika


Heroins Pictures

Present Generation Children (Funny)

A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind.

'That's a serious step,' he said. 'Have you thought it out completely?'

'Yes,' his young son answered. 'We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers. It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark.'
'How about transportation? ' the father asked.

'I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles,' the little boy answered. The boy had an answer to every question the father raised.

Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, 'What about babies? When you're
married, you're liable to have babies, you know.'

'We've thought about that, too,' the little boy replied. 'We're not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it!'

WOMEN LOVE THIS......... AM SURE

Good Story. Read on.

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet,

romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.

She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.'

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again...

I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me..'

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!.. the husband became 92 years old!!!

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful idiots should remember fairies are females


SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A
GOOD LAUGH .... AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT