Friday, June 25, 2010

Nice Paintings

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When floods comes, the fish eat ants, when water dries, the ants eat fish.

Nature gives chance to wait for our turn... Good Morning

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Any body can love a rose,

but no one can love a leaf that is near to the rose,

Don't love some one who is beautiful

but love one who makes ur life beautiful.

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Teacher: How old is ur father.

Sunny: As old as i m.

Teacher: How is it possible?

Sunny: he become father only after i was born.

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If the first button in a shirt is put wrong every button
will be wrong take your first step carefully in
what ever you do to achieve your goal.

GOOD MORNING

Philosophy of the artist

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True love is loving that someone even with their worst faults and flaws.

Forgiving and forgetting thier wrong doing,

Enduring and being kind always trusting and not easily angered,

always trustung and hoping never failing.

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Love is not finding the right person,

But creating a right relationship.

It's not about how much love you have in the beginning

But how much love you have build till the end

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In an old Man's Shirt written a cute sentance :

"I am not 60 years old. I am sweet 16 with 44 years experience!."

That is attitude!. Good Morning.

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An Essay on the Cow

This is the essay on "Cow" which was (supposedly) written by some student
in the course of completing the "Indian Civil Services Examination" :-)

enjoy this.

PS : There are no typos in this essay. Everything is legal and as it was
written in the exam.If you develop cramps reading this or find your
English gone haywire after reading this, please dont blame me :-)

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CALCUTTA's Telegraph has got hold of an answer paper of a candidate at the
recent UPSC examinations. The candidate has written an essay on the Indian
cow:

"The cow is a successful animal. Also he is quadrupud, and because he is
female, he give milk,but will do so when he is got child.He is same like
God,sacred to Hindus and useful to man.But he has got four legs together.
Two are forward and two are afterwards.

"His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. What can it do?
Various ghee, butter,cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth.
Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally.

"His motion is slow only because he is of asitudinious species. Also his
other motion is much useful to trees, plants as well as making flat cakes in
hand and drying in the sun. Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding
after eating. Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in
the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass.

"His only attacking and defending organ is the horn, specially so when he is
got child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons
to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great
velocity forwards.

"He has got tails also, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the
other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies which
alight on his cohoa body whereupon he gives hit with it.

The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So the grasses head is not
crushed. At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts
his eyes like his relatives, the horse does not do so.

"This is the cow."

P.S.: We are informed that the candidate passed the exam.

Warning about Cell Phone Directories. Useful Information Pls Read it

Hi Friends,

SHOULD READ THIS - USEFUL INFO!

A lady has changed her habit of how she lists her names in her cell phone directory after her handbag was stolen.

Her handbag, which contained her cell phone, credit card, purse, etc.., was stolen.
Twenty minutes later she called her husband, from a pay telephone telling him what had happened.

Her husband said, 'I have just received your text message asking about our pin number and I have replied a little while ago.'

When they rushed down to the bank, the staff told them all the money was already withdrawn.

The thief had actually used the stolen cell phone to text her husband listed in the directory and got hold of their pin number.

Within twenty minutes he had withdrawn all the money from their bank account.

Moral of the lesson:

Do not disclose the relationship between you and the people on your call list.

Avoid using names like Home, daali, Hubby, Sweetheart, Mom, Mummy, papa, Dad, etc.,
And very importantly, when sensitive information is being asked for through text messages, CONFIRM by calling back.

Also, when you are being text by friends or family to meet them somewhere, be sure to call back to confirm that the message came from them.
If you do not reach them, be very careful about going places to meet 'family and friends' who text you.

PLEASE PASS THIS ON.

I never thought about THAT!

As of right now, do you have 'home' , 'Mom', 'Dad', listed in your cell phone directory?
If Yes, please change it now.

Nice Quotes -- Thoughts

FUN EMAILS

1) Somebody asked God,'i want peace'. God replied, 'remove that 'i' as that is ego,remove that 'want' ,that is desire. And peace will be automatically there.

2) THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:- "Never make the same mistake twice ,there are so many new ones to make...Good day!

3) The four Blessed Looks: Look back and Thank God. Look forward and Trust God. Look around and Serve God. Look within and Find God!

4) A LOVER says,'i' will be with u in all your troubles " but A GOOD FRIEND says, 'u' will have no trouble when i am with u " & thats Me.

5) To live this LIFE i need HEARTBEAT , to need HEARTBEAT i need HEART, to need HEART i need HAPPINESS , to need HAPPINESS i need a FRIEND like u.

6) If hardwork is yours, then success is yours. If love is yours, then life is yours, if confidence is yours, then the world is yours.

7) It's hard at times to keep in touch with those who really mean so much, but side by side or far apart, a friend lives always inside the heart.

8) My Heart's Like an open Book, it Depends on how u Read Me. Don"t judge Me by My Cover..Look in and Discover.. I m True Friend For Ever.

9) Sweet is ur Memory Dear is ur Name Close 2 my Heart U always remain I met u as a stranger n took u as a friend Hope our Frienship Never Ends.

10)

LOVE Says..I LOVE YOU.

CRUSH Says..I LIKE YOU.

HUG Says..I WANT YOU.

SMILE Says..I ADORE YOU.

But FRIENDSHIP Says..I-CARE 4u

"It takes a minute to have a crush an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone" Be in touch..

10 best moments of life

10 best moments of life‏

1.giving the 1st salary to family with care
2.thinking of 1st love with tears
3..looking at old photos and smiling
4.thinking of the past school and college days
5.a sweet chat with some1 special
6.finding money in old dress just when u needed
7.holding hand with ur loved 1 for a walk
8.getting a hug from 1 whom u love
9.1st kiss 2 ur child when he or she is born
10.the moments when ur eyes r filled with tearsafter a big laugh.....
this is life...

What do you do all day??

What do you do all day??

A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and 20 wrappers strewn all around the front yard.

The door of his wife's car was open, and so the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.

In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.

In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, break fast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife.. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened.
He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door.

As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys thrown over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and tooth paste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pyjamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went..

He looked at her bewildered and asked, 'What happened here today?'

She again smiled and answered, 'You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?'

'Yes, ' was his incredulous reply.

She answered, 'Well, today I didn't do it...'

Send this page to a woman. This is priceless.

Horror at lonavala - Chilling Real story!!

This happened about a month ago near Lonavala. A guy was driving from Bombay to Pune and decided not to take the new expressway as he wanted to see the scenery along the old road. The inevitable happens and when he reached the mountains his car breaks down - he's stranded miles from nowhere. Having no choice he started walking on the side of the road, hoping to get a lift to the nearest town. It was dark and rainy. And pretty soon he got wet and Shivering. The night rolled on and no car passed by.

Suddenly he saw a car coming towards him. It slowed and then stops next to him - without thinking the guy opened the door and jumps in. Seated in the back, he leaned forward to thank the person who had saved him. He realizes there is nobody behind the wheel!!!

Even though there's no one in the front seat and no sound of any engine, the car starts moving slowly. The guy looks at the road ahead and sees a curve coming. Scared almost to death he starts to pray, begging the Lord for his life.

He hasn't come out of shock, when just before he hits the curve, a hand appears through the window and moves the wheel! The car makes the curve safely and continues on the road to the next bend. The guy, now paralyzed in terror, watches how the hand appears every time they are before a curve and moves the steering wheel just enough to get the car around each bend.

Finally, the guy sees lights ahead. Gathering his courage he wrenches open the door of the silent, slowly moving car, scrambles out and runs as hard as he can towards the lights. It's a small town.

He stumbles into a restuarant, and asks for a drink, and breaks down. Then he starts talking about the horrible experience he's just been through.

There is dead silence in the restuarant when he stops talking ..... . . . .

......and that's when Santa and Banta Singh walk in. Santa points and says 'Look Banta - that's the idiot who got into our car when we were pushing it.'

Bus Stop Strip Show

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver,she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would be enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldnt. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step.

Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip little more and again she still was unable to take the step .

About this time, a large Newfoundlander who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, How dare you touch my body! I dont even know who you are! The Newfie smiled and drawled, Well, maam, normally I would agree with you but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends.