Friday, May 1, 2009

A Small puzzle -- Can U Answer IT?

Hero loves heroine , but heroine loves the villain.
But villain loves hero's sister,and hero's sister loves heroine's brother .
Here, heroine's brother loves villain's sister .
But villain's sister loves hero's brother.



Again!, hero's brother is also interested in heroine , and you already know that heroine loves villain.

Finally two people commit suicide.
Who're they?
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 Producer and the Director!!

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Love begins with a smile...!
Endures with happiness... !
And dies with a tear...!!


If you fill your heart with regrets of yesterday and the worries of tomorrow, You have no today to be thankful for......
For every minute you are angry with someone, You lose 60 seconds of happiness that you can never get back.

Cost of the smell of the food

Harry was a poor tailor whose shop was next door a 2 Star Restaurant. Every day for lunch, Harry would eat his black bread and herring in the small garden at the back of his shop. He would always smell the wonderful odours emanating from the next door restaurant's kitchen.

One day, the restaurant sent Harry an invoice. Harry went to see the manager to ask why.

The manager replied, "You're enjoying my food, so you should pay for it."

Harry refused to pay and the restaurant sued him. At the hearing, the judge asked the restaurant to present their side of the story.

They said, "Every day, this man comes and sits near our kitchen and visibly smells our food whilst eating his. We are obviously adding value to his cheap food and we deserve to be recompensed for it."

The judge then asked Harry, "And what do you have to say about that?"

Harry said nothing but stuck his hand in his pocket and rattled around the coins he had inside.

The judge asked him, "What's the meaning of that?"

Harry replied, "I am paying for the smell of his food with the sound of my money."

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Love begins with a smile...!
Endures with happiness... !
And dies with a tear...!!

Bad Habits

Once a man was waiting for a taxi. A beggar came along and asked him for some money. The man ignored him. But being a professional, the beggar kept on pestering him.

The man became irritated when he realized that the beggar would not leave him alone unless he parts with some money.
Suddenly an idea struck him. He told the beggar, "I do not have money, But if you tell me what you want to do with the money, I will certainly help you." "I would have bought a cup of tea", replied the beggar.

The man said, "Sorry man. I can offer you a cigarette instead of tea". He then took a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and offered one to the beggar. The beggar told, "I don't smoke as it is injurious to health." The man smiled and took a bottle of whisky from his pocket and told the beggar, "Here, take this bottle and enjoy the stuff. It is Really good".

The beggar refused by saying, "Alcohol muddles the brain and damages the liver". The man smiled again. He told the beggar, "I am going to the race course. Come with me and I will arrange for some tickets and we will place bets. If we win, you take the whole amount and leave me alone". As before, the beggar politely refused the latest offer by saying, "Sorry sir, I can't come with you as betting on horses is a bad habit."

Suddenly the man felt relieved and asked the beggar to come to his home with him. Finally, the beggar's face lit up in anticipation of receiving at least something from the man. But he still had his doubts and asked the man, "Why do you want me to go to your house with you". The man replied, "My wife always wanted to see how a man with no Bad habits looks like.
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Love begins with a smile...!
Endures with happiness... !
And dies with a tear...!!

Who is clever? Teacher or Student??????????

One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night and Didn't
Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.

In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as
dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and
said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return
the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way
back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.

So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked
him and said they will be ready by that time.
On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as
this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in
separate classrooms for the test.
They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.

The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.

Q.1. Your Name.........................(2 MARKS)
Q.2. Which tyre burst ?...............(98 MARKS)

a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right.....!!!


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Love begins with a smile...!
Endures with happiness... !
And dies with a tear...!!

A LOVELY MESSAGE.



A boy was born to a couple after eleven years of
marriage. They were a loving couple and the boy was
the gem of their eyes.

When the boy was around two years old, one morning the
husband saw a medicine bottle open. He was late for
office so he asked his wife to cap the bottle and keep
it in the cupboard. His wife, preoccupied in the
kitchen totally forgot the matter. adults
in small dosages. When the child collapsed the mother
hurried him to the hospital, where he died. The mother

The boy saw the bottle and playfully went to the
bottle fascinated by its color and drank it all. It
happened to be a poisonous medicine meant for
was stunned. She was terrified how to face her
husband.

When the distraught father came to the hospital and
saw the dead child, he looked at his wife and uttered
just five words.


QUESTIONS
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1. What were the five words?
2. What is the implication of this story?

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ANSWER:

The husband just said "I am with you Darling"

The husband's totally unexpected reaction is a
proactive behavior.


The child is dead. He can never be brought back to
life. There is no point in finding fault with the
mother.
Besides, if only he had taken time to keep the bottle
away, this would not have happened.
No one is to be blamed. She had also lost her only
child. What she needed at that moment was consolation
and sympathy from the husband. And that is what he
gave her.

If everyone can look at life with this kind of
perspective, there would be much fewer problems in the
world. "


A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single
step.


Take off all your envy, jealousy, anger, selfishness,
and fears. And you will find things are actually not
as difficult as you think.

MORAL OF THE STORY

This story is really worth reading. ..... Sometimes we
spend time in asking who is responsible or whom to
blame, whether in a relationship, in a job or with the
people we know. By this we miss out something or sometimes many things or everything...

Indian food map

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Cute Children

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