Friday, October 16, 2009
Thursday, October 15, 2009
A beautiful Love Story
There was an ant and an elephant who were in Love. Here ant is the male and the elephant female. Once they both were in lovers park exchanging sweet nothings. Suddenly the elephant gets frightened and the ant asks why, she says that her parents has visited the park. Now the ant thinks and says to his girl friend not to worry, have an idea for u.
Guess wat is the idea???
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Ant says to Elephant, u hide behind me.
Ok, the park scene was over, however Elephant's parents comes to know abt their love and they want to speak to her boyfriend and hence goes to Ant's house to see him. Elephant's parents like the Ant. but Ant's parents does not like the girl. Tell whyyyy??
cant say??????????? scroll down
becoz the girl has big teeeth.
ok now as the parents did not agree. Ant and Elephant elope from house. Ant is riding the bike and elephant sitting behind. And then they met with an accident. Elephant gets hurt and starts bleeding. Ant is safe. tell me whyyyyyyyyyy?
dont know?????? scroll down
becoz ant is wearing helmet.
ok. now elephant is being taken to hospital in an ambulance and ant runs behind the ambulance. tell me why????????
dont knw this also??????????? then scroll down
Ant wants to donate blood to his love (elephant).
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Women are clever or Not!?
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes." The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes -- that whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!"
The woman said, "That would be okay," and for her first wish she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to."
The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me." So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said, "That will be okay because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM - she's the richest woman in the world!
Then the frog inquired about her third wish and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them!
According to the conditions man will have 10 times more milder heart attack than the woman have.
so girls are not so intelligent because they have their brain on their heel.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes." The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes -- that whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!"
The woman said, "That would be okay," and for her first wish she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to."
The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me." So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said, "That will be okay because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM - she's the richest woman in the world!
Then the frog inquired about her third wish and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them!
According to the conditions man will have 10 times more milder heart attack than the woman have.
so girls are not so intelligent because they have their brain on their heel.
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
MTV Bakara!
There was a gentleman walking with two heavy suitcases in an airport terminal. Someone approached and asked him what time it was.
The gentleman bends down to park the two heavy suitcases and stares at his watch. But this was no ordinary watch! He touches a tiny button and his administrative assistant's face appears.
He asks her, "Mary, what time is it?" Mary answers instantly and with a smile!The questioner is thoroughly impressed!!! He asks, "What kind of a watch is that?"
"It's like a TV with two-way real-time communication, " the Gentleman explains. He adds that the watch is the latest technology with Intel's brand new 128-bit chip with processor speed of 10 Gigahertz.
The onlooker is now quite impressed and wanted to know if he could buy this watch from the gentleman. They agree on a heavy price and the cash was handed immediately. The gentleman takes his watch out and hands it over and then walks away.
The new owner stares at the two heavy suitcases and shouts, "Sir, you forgot your suitcases.
The gentleman stops, smiles and replies,
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"No, they are yours now. They are the modems you always need to carry for your new watch."
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http://www.venkatmails.blogspot.com/
When you hire people who are smarter than you , you prove you are smarter than them.
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"If you open your heart, love opens your mind."
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"Begin with an end in mind"
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"Never make the same mistake twice ,there are so many new ones to make...Good day!"
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Try to be serious! Why? Not to hurt others feelings
How about treating others, the way you'd wanna be treated.
Fine, don't be a fuddy duddy!
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Wrong number friend
It was the day of my son's XII results and I was so tensed. I sat beside him
While he logged on the website with his registration no.
" Ma" , he screamed in excitement," I scored 1191, with centum in 4
Subjects. I cant believe it. "
I kinda became numb in my excitement. My eyes became wet.
I kissed him on his forehead and smiled. My husband had gone out of
Station on some business trip and my son immediately called him on his cell
And told him of the news.
Soon we realized that he stood first in the state. Oh, my joy knew no bounds
When Reporters and media persons soon swamped my house for interviews and
Photos. I was so honored to join him in the snaps.
I wanted to call my " wrong-number- friend to tell him the news......I was so
Excited.
He was someone whom I have known for more than 20 years.
I still do not remember when we became friends, but certainly cannot forget
The first day he called me when I blasted him for giving me so many wrong
Calls.....after that he had called up a week later asking apology, for he
Had now got the right no of his friend whom he wanted to talk to .We spoke
For an hour that day...even without knowing each other's names. Though he
Kept pestering me to reveal my name I never did and so he kept a
Name...Sweety. I used to get so shy whenever he called me ' Sweety'. I was
Doing first year of BSc. Maths then, and he was a Computer Engineering
Student.
From then he used to call me very often. We almost discussed everything..
By the final year of my college, we probably we were in love, but I had been
Cautious. I was in a dilemma whether to tell him. But what if he was of a
Different religion? Do I have the courage to talk to my parents about it?
........all these questions ran through my mind.
I decided I'll not talk to him thereafter. When he called next time I told a lie to him I that I was going to Karachi for my studies.
He gave me his office number and asked me to ring him up once I reach there.
I never called...... .
A couple of months later my marriage got fixed with a guy of my parent's
Choice. I was not happy but I did not complain; rather accepted it as an
Obedient daughter. At times I felt I missed my wrong- number- friend.......
My hubby was a moody person; I have hardly spent any good time with him- but
He was genuine indeed and never bothered my personal space. After 2 years we
Had a boy...Yet, I was not very happy with my married life...One day I
Happened to browse through my diary and found I still had my old friend's
Office phone no that he had given me. I dialed it and spoke with him.
He said he was married and got a kid too. I was happy for him though in the
Bottom of the heart I felt bad that I could not marry him.
From then I used to occasionally call him on that number. I never gave him
Mine as I felt that would put me in trouble...
And till today I almost shared everything with him including my relationship
With my hubby.....today I was so happy and I wanted to call him.
Just then I got a call.
" Your husband met with an accident and died on the spot"
I banged the phone down. I broke. I did not call my friend.....I somehow
Started feeling guilty. I have never tried to talk to him properly when he
Was alive or moved close with him....
I felt I had been a bad wife........
A couple of years passed and one day my son brought home a Bengali girl and
Said they wanted to get married. I got them married as I did not want my son
To go through what I did.
I decided to give my son his father's room and started clearing it. There
Was a phone book. I gently opened it to find, " Wrong No: Sweety -XXXX XXXX "
While he logged on the website with his registration no.
" Ma" , he screamed in excitement," I scored 1191, with centum in 4
Subjects. I cant believe it. "
I kinda became numb in my excitement. My eyes became wet.
I kissed him on his forehead and smiled. My husband had gone out of
Station on some business trip and my son immediately called him on his cell
And told him of the news.
Soon we realized that he stood first in the state. Oh, my joy knew no bounds
When Reporters and media persons soon swamped my house for interviews and
Photos. I was so honored to join him in the snaps.
I wanted to call my " wrong-number- friend to tell him the news......I was so
Excited.
He was someone whom I have known for more than 20 years.
I still do not remember when we became friends, but certainly cannot forget
The first day he called me when I blasted him for giving me so many wrong
Calls.....after that he had called up a week later asking apology, for he
Had now got the right no of his friend whom he wanted to talk to .We spoke
For an hour that day...even without knowing each other's names. Though he
Kept pestering me to reveal my name I never did and so he kept a
Name...Sweety. I used to get so shy whenever he called me ' Sweety'. I was
Doing first year of BSc. Maths then, and he was a Computer Engineering
Student.
From then he used to call me very often. We almost discussed everything..
By the final year of my college, we probably we were in love, but I had been
Cautious. I was in a dilemma whether to tell him. But what if he was of a
Different religion? Do I have the courage to talk to my parents about it?
........all these questions ran through my mind.
I decided I'll not talk to him thereafter. When he called next time I told a lie to him I that I was going to Karachi for my studies.
He gave me his office number and asked me to ring him up once I reach there.
I never called...... .
A couple of months later my marriage got fixed with a guy of my parent's
Choice. I was not happy but I did not complain; rather accepted it as an
Obedient daughter. At times I felt I missed my wrong- number- friend.......
My hubby was a moody person; I have hardly spent any good time with him- but
He was genuine indeed and never bothered my personal space. After 2 years we
Had a boy...Yet, I was not very happy with my married life...One day I
Happened to browse through my diary and found I still had my old friend's
Office phone no that he had given me. I dialed it and spoke with him.
He said he was married and got a kid too. I was happy for him though in the
Bottom of the heart I felt bad that I could not marry him.
From then I used to occasionally call him on that number. I never gave him
Mine as I felt that would put me in trouble...
And till today I almost shared everything with him including my relationship
With my hubby.....today I was so happy and I wanted to call him.
Just then I got a call.
" Your husband met with an accident and died on the spot"
I banged the phone down. I broke. I did not call my friend.....I somehow
Started feeling guilty. I have never tried to talk to him properly when he
Was alive or moved close with him....
I felt I had been a bad wife........
A couple of years passed and one day my son brought home a Bengali girl and
Said they wanted to get married. I got them married as I did not want my son
To go through what I did.
I decided to give my son his father's room and started clearing it. There
Was a phone book. I gently opened it to find, " Wrong No: Sweety -XXXX XXXX "
In reply to all Sardar Jokes
It's true....
We all love Sardar jokes. But do you know that Sikhs are one of the hardest working prosperous and diversified communities in the world.
My friend told me about the following incident which I wish to share with you. It has had a deep impact on my thinking.
During last vacation, his few friends came to Delhi. They rented a taxi for local sight-seeing. The driver was an old Sardar and boys being boys, these pals began cracking Sardarji jokes, just to tease the old man.
But to their surprise, the fellow remained unperturbed.
At the end of the sight-seeing, they paid the cab hire-charges. The Sardar returned the change, but he gave each one of them one rupee extra and said,
''Son, since morning you have been telling Sardarji jokes. I listened to them all and let me tell you, some of them were in bad taste. Still, I don't mind coz I know that you are young blood and are yet to see the world.. But I have one request. I am giving you one rupee each. Give it to the first Sardar beggar that you come across in this or any other city.'
My friend continued,* ' That one rupee coin is still with me. I couldn't find a single Sardar begging anywhere.'
MORAL:
The secret behind their universal success, is their willingness to do any job with utmost dedication and pride. A Sardar will drive a truck or set up a roadside garage or a dhaba, put a fruit juice stall, take up small time carpentry, ... but he will never beg on the streets.
We all love Sardar jokes. But do you know that Sikhs are one of the hardest working prosperous and diversified communities in the world.
My friend told me about the following incident which I wish to share with you. It has had a deep impact on my thinking.
During last vacation, his few friends came to Delhi. They rented a taxi for local sight-seeing. The driver was an old Sardar and boys being boys, these pals began cracking Sardarji jokes, just to tease the old man.
But to their surprise, the fellow remained unperturbed.
At the end of the sight-seeing, they paid the cab hire-charges. The Sardar returned the change, but he gave each one of them one rupee extra and said,
''Son, since morning you have been telling Sardarji jokes. I listened to them all and let me tell you, some of them were in bad taste. Still, I don't mind coz I know that you are young blood and are yet to see the world.. But I have one request. I am giving you one rupee each. Give it to the first Sardar beggar that you come across in this or any other city.'
My friend continued,* ' That one rupee coin is still with me. I couldn't find a single Sardar begging anywhere.'
MORAL:
The secret behind their universal success, is their willingness to do any job with utmost dedication and pride. A Sardar will drive a truck or set up a roadside garage or a dhaba, put a fruit juice stall, take up small time carpentry, ... but he will never beg on the streets.
Beer Story
Banta Singh walks into a bar in London , orders 3 glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more. The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time."
Banta Singh replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai , the other in Canada and I'm here in London . When they left home, we promised that we'll drink this way to remember the days when we drank together."
The bartender admits this is a nice custom and leaves it there..
Banta Singh became a regular in the bar and would always drink the same way. He'd order 3 Beers and drink them in turn.
One day, he came in and ordered only 2 Beers.
All the other regulars notice and fall silent.
When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bar tender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere condolences on your great loss."
Banta Singh looked confused for a moment, and then he laughs.... "Oh, no,"
He said, "Everyone's fine; both my brothers are alive. The only thing is . . ..I have quit drinking"!!!
When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more. The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time."
Banta Singh replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai , the other in Canada and I'm here in London . When they left home, we promised that we'll drink this way to remember the days when we drank together."
The bartender admits this is a nice custom and leaves it there..
Banta Singh became a regular in the bar and would always drink the same way. He'd order 3 Beers and drink them in turn.
One day, he came in and ordered only 2 Beers.
All the other regulars notice and fall silent.
When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bar tender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere condolences on your great loss."
Banta Singh looked confused for a moment, and then he laughs.... "Oh, no,"
He said, "Everyone's fine; both my brothers are alive. The only thing is . . ..I have quit drinking"!!!
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