English Girl

wife going 2 USA,


wife: do u want anything from USA?




Husband: yes..........english girl





WIFE returns from USA...

Husband: where is my girl?

Wife: wait for
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NINE MONTHS.......

Some cool Pics

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Lovely Friends

    A story tells that two friends
    were walking

    through the desert

    During some point of the

    Journey they had an

    Argument, and one friend

    Slapped the other one

    In the face.

    The one who got slapped

    was hurt, but without

    saying anything,

    wrote in the sand:

    TODAY MY BEST FRIEND

    SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE .




    They kept on walking

    until they found an oasis,

    where they decided

    to take a bath.

    The one who had been

    slapped got stuck in the

    mire and started drowning,

    but the friend saved him.

    After he recovered from

    the near drowning,

    he wrote on a stone:

    TODAY MY BEST FRIEND

    SAVED MY LIFE.



    The friend who had slapped

    and saved his best friend

    asked him, "After I hurt you,

    you wrote in the sand and now,

    you write on a stone, why?"

    The other friend replied

    "When someone hurts us

    we should write it down

    in sand where winds of

    forgiveness can erase it away..

    But, when someone does

    something good for us,

    we must engrave it in stone

    where no wind

    can ever erase it."

    LEARN TO WRITE

    YOUR HURTS IN

    THE SAND AND TO

    CARVE YOUR

    BENEFITS IN STONE!!!

    They say it takes a

    minute to find a special

    person, an hour to

    appreciate them, a day

    to love them, but then

    an entire life

    to forget them.




    Do not value the THINGS

    you have in your life. But value

    WHO you have in your life!


    " Happiness is not something you find, it's something you create..."




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Happy is a girl who loves the man she marries.  Happier is the girl who marries the man who loves her

Wedding Query........ ........ (SQL Style)

HUSBANDS QUERY

CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage (
BrideGroom Male (25) ,
Bride Female(20) )

AS
BEGIN


SELECT Bride FROM india_ Brides
WHERE FatherInLaw = 'Millionaire'

AND Count(Car) > 20 AND HouseStatus ='ThreeStoreyed'
AND BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH ,BE ,Degree ,MCA ,MiBA) AND Having Brothers= Null

AND Sisters =Null



SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalance

FROM FatherInLaw

UPDATE MyBankAccout

SETMyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal


UPDATEMyLocker

SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold


INSERT INTOMyCarShed VALUES('BMW')
END
GO  

Then the wife writes the below query:

DROP HUSBAND;
Commit;   




 




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Happy is a girl who loves the man she marries.  Happier is the girl who marries the man who loves her

Good Morning

"Happiness is an attitude. We either make ourselves miserable, or happy and strong. The amount of work is the same."

Nice Love Storyyyyyyyyyyyy

Nice Love Story............


A boy and a girl were in love.

When the girl's father came to know
about their love, he did not like it at
all, and so began to protest about it.



Now it happened that the two lovers
decided to leave their homes for a happy
future.



The girl's father started searching for
the two lovers but could not find
them .



At last, he accepted their love and
asked them to come back home thru a



local newspaper. Her father said "If
you both come back I will allow you to marry the
guy you love, I accept that you loved
each other truly."





So in this way, their love won and they
returned home.



The couple next day went to town to shop
for the wedding dress. He was dressed
in a white shirt that day. While he was
crossing the road to the other side to
get some drinks for his wife, a car
came and hit him and he died on the spot..



The girl was devastated and lost her
senses. It was only after sometime that
she recovered from her shock.



The funeral and cremation was the very
next day because he had died horribly.



Two nights later, the girl's mother had
a dream in which she saw an old lady.
The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood
stains of the guy from her daughter's
dress as soon as possible. But her
mother ignored the dream.





The next night her father had the same
dream , he also ignored it. Then the
girl had the same dream the next night, she
woke up in fear and told her mother
about the dream. Her mother asked her
to wash the clothes with the blood
stains

immediately.







She washed the stains but some remained.
Next night she again had the same
dream. She again washed the stains but some
still remained. But again the next
night she had the same dream and this
time the old lady gave her a last
warning to wash the blood stain, or
else something terrible would happen.



This time the girl tried her best to
wash the stains, and the clothes
nearly tore, but some stains still remained.

She was very tired.







In the late evening the same day while
she was alone at home, someone knocked
on the door. When she opened the door
she saw the same old lady of her dream
standing at her door. She got very
scared and fainted.







The old lady woke her up... and gave her
a blue object, which shocked the girl.

She asked "What is this...?" The old
lady replied...

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"This is Nirma Washing Powder"



"Washing powder nirma,Washing powder
nirma



Doodh si safedi nirma se aaye,



Rangeen kapde bhi khil khil jaye,



sabki pasand nirmaaaaa...



Washing powder nirma,Washing powder
nirma. Nirma"



10 ka 1, do pe ek free











I know how you all are feeling now...



I have been through this too.



I'm also hunting for the idiot who mailed this to me

keep smiling !!!!!! and Keep Forwarding This message to your friends

Great Picture of the Cute Moment

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