Telugu film titles after Saparation of Telangana

As per KCR, Tollywood should now be seperated into Andhrawood and
Telanaganawood. We all know that 99.99% of the movies made till date are
in proper telugu and KCR only speaks his special telugu with 'SLANG'. So I
assume he can watch and understand only if they are dubbed in telangana.

These will be titles of some of the Telugu movies when dubbed in
Telangana.
1. Narasimha Naidu - Narsing Yadav
2. Parugu - Uruku
3. Akkada Ammayi Ikkada Abbayi - Aada Pori Eeda Poragaadu
4. Siddu from Srikakulam - Mallesh from Malkajgiri
5. Chaala baavundi - Zabardastundi
6. Avunanna Kadanna - Au Malla Lee Malla
7. Sankranti - Bonalu
8. Ammayilu Abbayilu - Porlu Poragaallu
9. Palnati Brahmanaidu - Karimnagar KCR
10. Naari Naari Naduma Murari - Pori Pori Madhyana Tiwari
11. Chantabbai - Chinna poragadu
12. Kaumaram Puli - Kaumaram Sher
13. 47 rojulu - 47 dinalu
14. Seema Sastry - Telangana Sastry
15. Sorry naaku pellayyindi - sorry naaku laggamayyindi

cheers...Enjoy..

Really heart touching Story.

Really heart touching.

        I was walking around in a Big Bazar store making shopping, when I saw
        a  Cashier talking to a boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years
        old.


        The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy
        this doll. Then the little boy turned to me and asked: ''Uncle, are
        you sure I don't have enough money?''

        I counted his cash and replied: ''You know that you don't have enough
        money to buy the doll, my dear.'' The little boy was still holding the
        doll in his hand.

        Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give
        this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so
        much . I wanted to Gift her for her BIRTHDAY.


        I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my
        sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this.
        'My Sister has gone to be with God.. Daddy says that Mommy is going to
        see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with
        her to give it to my sister..''

        My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I
        told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I
        come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him
        where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my
        picture with her so my sister won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I
        wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go
        to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with
        sad eyes, very quietly..

        I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
        again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

        'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to
        his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough
        for the doll and even some spare money.

        The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'


        Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to
        sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so
        that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted
        to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't
        dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll
        and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses.'


        I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I
        started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I
        remembered a local

        news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a
        truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The
        little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical
        state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the
        life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to
        recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

        Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news
        paper that the young woman had passed away.. I couldn't stop myself as
        I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where
        the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make
        last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a
        beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and
        the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling
        that my life had been changed for ever...

        The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is
        still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a
        drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

        Please DO NOT DRINK & DRIVE.

        Now you have 2 choices:

        1) Forward this message, or

        2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

        For those who prefer to think that God is not watching over us.... go
        ahead and delete this. For the rest of us..... pass this on.

        The value of a man or woman resides in what he or she gives, not in
        what they are capable of receiving.

WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ!

    Hi All


    1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last ?

    2) Which country makes Panama hats ?

    3) From which animal do we get cat gut ?

    4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution ?

    5) What is a camel's hair brush made of ?

    6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal ?

    7) What was King George VI's first name ?

    8) What color is a purple finch ?

    9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from ?

    10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane ?


      Remember, you need only 3 correct answers to pass.

     

     

     Check your answers below.

     

     

     

     

     

    ANSWERS

    1) 116 years

    2) Ecuador

    3) Sheep and Horses

    4) November

    5) Squirrel fur

    6) Dogs

    7) Albert

    8) Crimson

    9) New Zealand

    10) Orange (of course!)




    What do you mean, you failed?!!

    Me, too...!!!

    Pass this on to some "brilliant" friends, so that they may feel useless too!

The Perfect Husband...

Several men are in the changing room of a golf club.
A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free
speaker-function and began to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather
coat. It's only Rs.1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005
models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "Rs7,00,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year
is back on the market. They're asking
Rs.11,50,000"


MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 11,00,000. They
will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50
thousand. It really is a pretty good price."


WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"


MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."


The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at
him in astonishment, mouths agape.....


He smiles and asks:



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"Anyone knows who this mobile belongs to?

Mouse in the House

A: I'm in a big trouble!

B: Why is that?

A: I saw a mouse in my house!

B: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.

A: I don't have one.

B: Well then, buy one.

A: Can't afford one.

B: I can give you mine if you want.

A: That sounds good.

B: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.

A: I don't have any cheese.

B: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.

A: I don't have oil.

B: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.

A: I don't have bread.

B: Dont worry the mouse will leave your house on its own

WHEN THERE IS THE FEELING THAT YOU HAVE TO TOLERATE A GREAT DEAL , IT MEANS THAT YOU ARE STILL TRYING TO TOLERATE

Why Harbhajan Slapped Sreesanth ?

Our Harbhanjan Singh was enjoying Match.

Yuvraj Singh came and asked him, "Are you relaxing?"

Bhajji answered, "No I am Harbhajan Singh"

VRV Singh Came and asked the same Question.

He answered, "No! No!, Me Harbhajan Singh"

Third one came and asked the same question, Bhajji was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.

While walking he saw Sreesanth enjoying the Match. He went and asked him "Are you Relaxing?"

The Sreesanth answered "Yes I am relaxing."

Bhajji slapped him on his face and said "Are sab tere Ko wahan dhoond rahe hai aur tu Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai."

Lawyers are clever

Lawyers are clever

An old penny pincher had no friends. Just before he died he asked his doctor, lawyer, and pastor to gather around him at bedside.

"I have always heard that you can't take it with you. But I want to disprove that theory," he said. "I have $90,000 under my mattress, and when I die, just before they throw the dirt on me at my burial, I want you each to toss in an envelope with $30,000 within."

The three attended the funeral and each threw his envelope in the grave. On the way back from the cemetery, the pastor said, "I must confess. I needed $10,000 for my new church, so I only threw in $20,000."

The doctor then said, "I must confess too. I needed $20,000 for a new hospital I was opening up, so I only threw in $10,000."

The lawyer looked at them both and shook his head. He then said, "Gentlemen, I'm surprised, shocked, and ashamed of you. I don't see how you could dare to go against that man's final wish. I mean, I threw in my personal check for the full amount"

Clever politician of India

Clever politician of India

NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars.Only one person could go, and he will not return to Earth.

The first applicant, an American engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going.
"A million dollars", he answered, "because I wish to donate it to M.I.T."

The next applicant, a Russian doctor, was asked the same question.
]He asked for two million dollars. "I wish to give a million to my family, he explained,
"and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research."

The last applicant was our Indian politician (Lallu Prasad Yadav).
When asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer's ear, "Three million dollars."

"Why so much more than the others?" the interviewer asked.
The Indian Politician replied, $1 million is for you, I'll keep $1
million,and we'll give the American engineer $1million and send him to Mars"

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