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Sardar1: Maa Grand father 1943 yuddam lo shatruvula Kaallu
narkadu
Sardar2: Mari thalalu enduku narakaledu?
Sardar1: Avi munde evaro narikaru!.
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3 Womens died & go to Yamaraj..
1st gal: Nenu pelliki munde boy frnd ki Kiss icha.
Yama: Narakam ki Vellu
2nd Gal: Nenu pelli tarvata na Husband ki kiss ichanu.
Yama: Swarganiki vellu.
3rd Gal: Nenu inka evariki Kiss Ivvaledu.
Yama: Ayte nuv na room loki vellu!!
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Aeroplane asked Train...!
Y r u running on a track..?
Train replied: "Maa Mummy neelaga nannu galiki tiragoddu annadi!!."
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Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?
studnt:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam's pharray (Cheating material) today:-)
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Bill Gates gave 50Rs tip 2 the waiter.
Waiter: Sir, ur son gives 500Rs tip & U gave only 50Rs.??
Gates: He is the son of Millionaire. I M the son of Farmer.!
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A 60 years old man, sitting on a bench,
with his s-series Mercedes parked behind him,
having a latest model of Rolex watch in his wrist,
a thousands rupees mobile in hand,
Armani suit, italian shoes, checkbook of swiss acounts,
is having TEARS in his eyes
Why?
Because he is seeing a gang of young guys on another bench
having a birthday celebration of one of them.
Moral:
When you miss your friends, luxury cant stop your TEARS!
Dedicated to my friends..
Miss u all
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LKG Guys: Madam Maths koncham Easy ga cheppandi.
Teacher : Ela Ra.. How??
Student: 3sha * 3sha= 9thara.!!
Like this!!.
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Boy: Pagilina Hrudayamtho premincha mantavaa,
Hrudayam pagilela Preminchamantava?
Girl: Thegina chepputho kottamantava?
cheppu thegela kottamantava?
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What is the difference between 100 rupees note & a 5 rupees coin??
95 Rupees..!!!!
Moral:- Dont struggle to be smart always..!
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A mind blowing fact.
no matter whether guys buy 220CC Pulsars or
350CC Royal enfields ....
It cant overtake a girl on 80CC Scooty!!
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I am not a pencil 2 write your happiness,
But
I will be a rubber 2 erase all ur sorrows!
I told GOD let all my friends be healthy and happy forever!
GOD said:But for 4 days only!
I said:Yes, let them be a Spring day,Autumn day,Summer day & Winter day!
GOD said:No. 3 days!
I said:Yes, Yesterday,Today&2mrw!
GOD said:No. 2 days!
I said:Yes,a Bright day (Day Time) and Dark day (Night Time)!
GOD said:No.Just 1 day!
I said:Yes!
GOD asked:Which day?
I said:Everyday!
GOD laughed and said:U really know how to negotiate.but since u are praying and asking happiness for your friends,I can't refuse.
I love everyone who thinks of others 1st,so don't you worry.
All your friends will be happy everyday!
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When I Open My Eyes
To See The Sun Rise
I Think Of You.
When I Hear A Robin Sing
On The First Day Of Spring
I Think Of You.
When I See A Red Rose
On The Bush Where It Grows
I Think Of You.
When I Feel The Summer Heat
On The Sand Beneath My Feet
I Think Of You.
When I Sit On A Beach
Another World Just Out Of Reach
I Think Of You.
When I See The Colored Leaves
Fall To The Ground From A Light Breeze
I Think Of You.
When I Look To The Night Sky
And See The Sparkle Like In Your Eyes
I Think Of You.
When The Snow Is Coming Down
To Softly Blanket The Ground
I Think Of You.
When I Go To Bed At Night
As I Turn Out The Light
I Think Of You.
When I'm Old And Near Death
And I Draw My Last Breath
I'll Think Of You. . .
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The Real Art Of Conversation
Is Not Only To Say The Right Thing At The Right Time,
But Also To Leave Unsaid The Wrong Thing
At The Tempting Moment.
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A day is going to end again.
It is nice to have a friend like U
making my everyday seems so great.
Thank U my good friend lastly
good night n sweet dreams…
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