Monday, March 30, 2009

An insect falls into a mug of beer...

An insect falls into a mug of beer...

African: Takes the insect out and drinks the beer

Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the beer away

Japanese: Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer.

Pakistani: Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer, relates the issue to Kashmir asks the Chinese for Military aid, and takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer.

Indian: Accuses Pakistan for helping the insect to infiltrate into the glass, blames it as long term ISI operation, terms the insect as a Pakistan SSG commando in undercover operation and vows to defend every inch of the glass and every drop of the beer and demand that US should declare Pakistan a terrorist state  



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1 comment:

  1. it is not good to read/write about Indian like this. so,pls chane it or remove it

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