Sardar Jokes

> > >> > A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss.
> > >> > Do u Know what the business was? . . . .. .
> > >> > . . . .. . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab!
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> > >> > A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a
> > >> > funeral function, suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him.
> > >> > why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"
> > >> >
> > >> > Sardarji gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree,
> > >> > and sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.
> > >> > Sardarji: "I've been promoted as branch manager."
> > >> >
> > >> > Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open
> > >> > mouth................. Because his doctor advised him "Today's
> > >> > dinner Should be light"
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> > >> > One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
> > >> > U know Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper
> > >> > is leaking...
> > >> >
> > >> > Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
> > >> > Servant: It's already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella
> > >> > and go.
> > >> >
> > >> > Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
> > >> > What will Come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever u order
> > >> > first will come first.
> > >> >
> > >> > A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a
> > >> > cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He
> > >> > wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
> > >> >
> > >> > Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
> > >> > Sardar: - Why Did u come so far. Instead u could have posted
> > >> > it....
> > >> >
> > >> > A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
> > >> > Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?
> > >> > Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR
> > >> >
>> > >> > Sardar's wish: when i die, i wana die like my grandpa who died
> > >> > peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all d passengers in
> > >> > d bus he was driving..
> > >> >
> > >> > A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after every 10 sec
> > >> > a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- We must find
> > >> > & stop her!.
> > >> >
> > >> > A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at
> > >> > evening not in The morning. Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai
> > >> > Manmohan is PM not AM''.
> > >> >
> > >> > Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. The Chinese
> > >> > friend just Says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies. Sardarji goes 2 china
> > >> > 2 find meaning of friends last words. It is 'U R STANDNG ON the
> > >> > OXGN TUBE!"
> > >> >
> > >> > Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes
> > >> > closed. His Wife asked what you are doing. He said-I am seeing
> > >> > how I look while sleeping.
> > >> >
> > >> > Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?
> > >> > Guess what...---To avoid side effect!!!
> > >> >
> > >> > Man: Sardarji where were u born? Sardarji: Punjab.
> > >> > Man: Which part?
> > >> > Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in
> > >> > punjab".
> > >> >Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.

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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the
computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

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On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our
engagement day will you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.

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2 sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.

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Sardar was busy removing a wheel from
his auto. A man asks sardar why
are you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

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Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi
petrol se start hoti hai.

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Boss : Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab .
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

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How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.