Sardar Jokes

An Interview with Sardar.

 Interviewer: what is your birth date?
   Sardar: 13th October
   Which year?
   Sardar : EVERY YEAR

 Manager asked to sardar at an interview
   Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
   Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.

 After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
   Do I look like a foreigner?
   Wife: No! Why?
   Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

 One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in
this
village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

 Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
   So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is
jayanthi.

7 - Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how
will
you escape?
Sardar : its simple. I will stop my imagination! !!

Sardar : You cheated me. Shopkeeper: How ? Sardar : YOu said this is
American made radio. But when I put it ON, it says All India Radio.


Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He
gaveRs.10/- and took the ticket and said "April fool. I have a pass."


Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the
computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar : Keyboard
alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.


sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if
thebomb explodes while fixing. Sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one
more.


Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why
areyou removing a wheel from your auto. Sardar : Cant you read the
board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

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I may not be perfect at what to do but perfect at what not to do!
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