Sunday, October 25, 2009

Definition of a kiss

Prof .of Economics
Kiss is that thing for which the demand is aways higher than the supply.
Prof. of Accountancy
Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
Prof. of Algebra
Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.
Prof. of Geometry
Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.
Prof. of Physics
Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
Prof. of Chemistry
Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
Prof. of Zoology
Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.
Prof. of Physiology
Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.
Prof. of Dentistry
Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
Prof. of Philosophy
Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
Prof. of English
Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common than proper, it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
Prof. of Architecture
Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects
Prof. of Comp.Science
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What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable





♫ If u cry at a trouble, It grows double...If u laugh at a trouble, it disappears like a bubble !!!
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♫ Always draw a circle around the ones U Love, never draw a HEART Bcoz HEARTS can be broken but CIRCLES are NEVER ENDING....Dont Love!..LOVE is Trash.
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♫ Somebody asked God,'i want peace'. God replied, 'remove that 'i' as that is ego,remove that 'want' ,that is desire. And peace will be automatically there.
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♫ ANGER is only one letter shorter than DANGER.
♫ Laugh so hard that even sorrow smiles at you. Live life so well that even death loves to see u live. Fight so hard that even fate accepts its defeat.
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♫ Life gives answers in three ways,It says YES and gives wat u want,It says NO and gives u something better,It says WAIT and gives u the best.
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When you hire people who are smarter than you , you prove you are smarter than them.  
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"If you open your heart, love opens your mind."
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"Begin with an end in mind"
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"Never make the same mistake twice ,there are so many new ones to make...Good day!"
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Try to be serious! Why? Not to hurt others feelings
How about treating others, the way you'd wanna be treated.
Fine, don't be a fuddy duddy!

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