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Teacher:class is three any 1 of u have ever slept with a goast; five rose up their hands techer: i of come infront and tell us how was it like teacher: can you tell us how was it like sleeping with goast? leaner: sir did u say goast, i thought u said goat?


So Sweet is your SMILE,
So Sweet is your STYLE,
So Sweet is your VOICE,
So Sweet is your EYE,
see! ..........how Sweetly I Lie!


Wonderful people r carefully created by God, wonderful moments are carefylly planned by God, wonderful friends like u are carefully gifted by God


Husband asks,Do u know the meaning of WIFE?
It means...Without Information Fighting Evrytime!
WIFE on hearing this says,
it could also mean - With Idiot For Ever.


KITKAT-" Kiss In Time Kiss At Time " PERK-"Perfect Emotional Romantic Kiss " MUNCH-" Meet Urgently Now For A Charming Hug. So Think B'fore giving choclate 2 any 1


2 gnanny's are on the church,for almost 3 hours now nd one says ey my boot is going 2 sleep now onether one reply"i know i heard them snored 3 times"


One day i read smoking is bad, i stopped smoking. one day i read drinking is bad, i stopped drinking. one day i read SEX is bad, i stopped reading


thsound of people right now having sex. million of people right now having sleep. 10 million of people right now have doing there work. But one stupied, ass, is reading this message.