What is Tension?

What is Tension? 

A beautiful girl asks lift from you.  On the way she faints and you take her to hospital.

Doctor says 'Congrats. You are going to become a father.' 

THAT'S IT. YOU GET TENSED. 

You say – 'But that baby is not mine.'
Girl says – 'he is only the father of my baby.' 

YOU HAVE MORE TENSION. 

Police comes and DNA test is done. Report comes. Which says that you can never become a father. 

EVEN MORE TENSION FOR YOU. 

Anyhow you thank God and return home.  Then you think,  "At home I have already 2 kids. Whose are those?" 

THIS IS REAL TENSION......   :-)

WHAT IS HYPERTENSION?

Your wife looks at your kids, looks at you , smiles, holds your hand and say, I am pregnant ......  

'HYPER TENSION'.......