Tuesday, June 22, 2010

A Wife and Husband

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.

 While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the
 husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury
 her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."
 
 The man thought about it and told him he  would just have her shipped home.
 
 The  undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife
 home, when it  would be wonderful to be buried here and you  would
 spend only  $150?"
 
 The man  replied, "Long ago a man called Jesus Christ died here, was
 buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.  I just can't
 take that chance.

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