How many questions
Dad: How many questions they asked in the test?
Son: Five
Dad: How many of them that you could not solve?
Son: First 3 and last 2.
The Advertisement
What will be the advertisement for petrol in the year 2018?
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Buy eight liter petrol and get a car free
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Coolest Place
Geography Teacher: Which is the most coolest place on Earth?
Student: Refrigerator
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Teacher: Three girls are walking in the road..........
What is the exclamatory for this sentence?
Student: WOW !
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If I had the letters "HRT",
I can add "EA" to get a "HEART" or a "U" and get "HURT".
But I'd rather choose "U" and get "HURT"
than have a "HEART" without "U".
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Take chit in da XAM, scratch n show to ur nearest TEACHER &
win a trip to PRINCIPAL'S ofice n njoy 3days holiday at HOME... HURRY
offer valid till last XAM !!!!
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Salman or Hritik court mein case lad rahe the ki zyada smart
kaun hai ? dono hi case haar gaye...aur ek - dusre se bahar aake puchne
lage--yaar ye Rohan Sharma -Kaun hai?
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Anagrams... What happens if we rearrange the Letters of the following words? Let's see...
DORMITORY - dirty room
DESPERATION - a rope ends it
THE EYES - they see
ASTRONOMER - moon starer
MOTHER-IN-LAW - woman hitler
ELEVEN PLUS TWO - twelve plus one
ELECTION RESULTS - lies, lets recount
Amazing isnt it?!รถ,
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"An old man once told his grandson: 'A terrible fight is going on inside me. A fight between two wolves. One is evil, it represents hate and anger. The other wolf is good, it represents empathy, love and compassion. This fight that's going on inside me, is inside every other person too, even you' The grandson then asked: 'Which wolf will win? The old man replied: ' It's the one that you always feed. Keep that in mind!
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10 Ways to love people....1.listen without interrupting.(Prov18) 2.speak without accusing.(James1:19) 3.give without sparing.(Prov21:26)
4.pray without ceasing.(Colossians1:9) 5.answer without arguing.(Prov17:1) 6.share without pretending.(Ephesians4:15) 7.enjoy without complaint.(Philippians2:14) 8.trust without wavering.(Corinthians13:7) 9.forgive without punishing (Colossians3:13) 10.promise w/o forgetting. (Prov13:12). . .GOD BLESS....
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Our minds gather the dirt and dust of human opinion everyday... but God's words are Like waterfalls that wash and purify our hearts & minds...God bless...
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The heart that has a firm faith is not frightened by obstacles 'coz it knows well that God loves and does not abandon those who trust in God!
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