Short Jokes

Very Short Jokes - 4



A surd going to London on a plane, how can you steal his window seat?
A: Tell him the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
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What do you do when a Surd throws a pin at you?
A: Run like Hell....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.
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How do you make a surd laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
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What is the surd doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
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Why did the surd stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
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Why do surd work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
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What did the surd do when he noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?
A: He turned it over and used the other side.
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How do you confuse a surd?
A: You don't. They're born that way.
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How do you keep a surd in suspense?
A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.)
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How do you keep a surd busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
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Why can't surd make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.
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How did the surd try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.
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Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A: because below 18 was not allowed !!!
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What's the difference between a surd and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
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Why do men like surd jokes??
A: Because they can understand them.
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What does a surd say when you ask him if his blinker is on?
A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
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What do you get when you offer a surd a penny for his thoughts?
A: Change.
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What do you call 10 surds standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
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What do you call a surd in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.
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What do you call a surd with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
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What do you call a surd in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.
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What do you see when you look into a surd's eyes?
A: The back of his head.
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